Alien Abduction Verification Kit : If you’re one of the millions of people who think they’ve been abducted by aliens but lack one little detail...PROOF...we’ve got the proof you need.

Finally, the proof you need to silence the naysayers, cynics and non-believers. Put an end to the scorn and derision you’ve had to endure from family, friends and neighbors.

Whether you’re name is Billy Bob or Peggy Sue, hailing from Piney Nob or Kalamazoo, we’ve got the evidence you need to prove you were abducted by aliens.

The Home Alien Abduction kit comes in two different out-of-this-world abduction scenarios. It includes everything you need to prove an other-worldly abduction:

A photo of you with the aliens (select from two out-of-this-world scenarios).
Incontrovertible physical evidence that you were actually with the aliens.
A newspaper article about your abduction.
A Confirmation of Abduction Certificate from the National Alien Sighting Association (NASA).

Now everyone can document their alien encounters thanks to the Alien Abduction Verification Kit.

I Partied With The Aliens last Night!

This scenario features a photo of you in the galactically-famous Slarti’s Hyper Bar, elbow to tentacle with beer-pounding aliens. This selection is perfect for people who wake up on a Sunday and say, "Whhhheeeeew...something weird happened last night, man. Maybe I was abducted!" In addition to the suitable-for-framing photograph, you’ll also receive the Slarti’s Hyper Bar receipt you kept as evidence, and a Slarti’s napkin with the telephone number of an apparent alien conquest. Also included is a newspaper article detailing your abduction and the Confirmation of Abduction Certificate from the National Alien Sighting Association (NASA).

My Intimate Physical Examination By The Aliens

Ever wake up with mysterious aches and pains and wonder, ‘Was I intimately examined by aliens last night?’ Order this scenario and you’ll receive a photo of you lying on an exam table being examined by aliens. In addition to the suitable-for-framing photograph, you’ll receive the latex glove and tongue depressor actually used during your examination. Of course, the newspaper article detailing your abduction and the Confirmation of Abduction Certificate from the National Alien Sighting Association (NASA) are also included.