Alien Abduction Verification Kit : How to Order

When you order your Home Alien Abduction Kit you will receive a confirmation email from AlienAbductionKit.com.

Because your Home Alien Abduction Kit is completely customized, we require a photo of, and some information about, the abductee. You must attach to your reply a good quality color photo that shows the abductee’s entire face.

Please reply to the AlienAbductionKit.com email with the following information, which will be requested in the email:

· Your name

· Your order #

· Name of person for whom kit is being purchased (abductee)

· City and state in which abductee currently resides

· Mailing address for kit

· Your choice of scenario: I partied with the aliens or I was intimately examined by the aliens

· Your contact information (in case the aliens have a question about your order)

The Home Alien Abduction Verification Kit is offered exclusively by Alien Marketing, a company based in South Florida, home to more aliens than any other place on earth.

For more information on the Home Alien Abduction Verification Kit, call 754-263-6042 or e-mail us at info@alienabductionkit.com

I Partied With The Aliens last Night!

This scenario features a photo of you in the galactically-famous Slarti’s Hyper Bar, elbow to tentacle with beer-pounding aliens. This selection is perfect for people who wake up on a Sunday and say, "Whhhheeeeew...something weird happened last night, man. Maybe I was abducted!" In addition to the suitable-for-framing photograph, you’ll also receive the Slarti’s Hyper Bar receipt you kept as evidence, and a Slarti’s napkin with the telephone number of an apparent alien conquest. Also included is a newspaper article detailing your abduction and the Confirmation of Abduction Certificate from the National Alien Sighting Association (NASA).

My Intimate Physical Examination By The Aliens

Ever wake up with mysterious aches and pains and wonder, ‘Was I intimately examined by aliens last night?’ Order this scenario and you’ll receive a photo of you lying on an exam table being examined by aliens. In addition to the suitable-for-framing photograph, you’ll receive the latex glove and tongue depressor actually used during your examination. Of course, the newspaper article detailing your abduction and the Confirmation of Abduction Certificate from the National Alien Sighting Association (NASA) are also included.