Abduction Scenarios

 

1. I Partied With The Aliens last Night!

This scenario features a photo of you in the galactically-famous Slarti’s Hyper Bar, elbow to tentacle with beer-pounding aliens. This selection is perfect for people who wake up on a Sunday and say, "Whhhheeeeew...something weird happened last night, man. Maybe I was abducted!" In addition to the suitable-for-framing photograph, you’ll also receive the Slarti’s Hyper Bar matchbook you took as evidence, and a Slarti’s napkin with the telephone number of an apparent alien conquest. Also is a newspaper article detailing your abduction and the Confirmation of Abduction Certificate from the National Alien Sighting Association (NASA).

2. My Intimate Physical Examination By The Aliens

Ever wake up with mysterious aches and pains and wonder, ‘Was I intimately examined by aliens last night?’ Order this scenario and you’ll receive a photo of you lying on an exam table being examined by aliens. In addition to the suitable-for-framing photograph, you’ll receive the latex glove and tongue depressor actually used during your examination, along with an insurance claim form used by the Denebian Medical Association for those whose insurance covers alien examinations. Of course, the newspaper article detailing your abduction and the Confirmation of Abduction Certificate from the National Alien Sighting Association (NASA) are also included.